The Confederacy of The Great Slave Revolt is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 344 million Former Slaveses enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Great Slave Revoltian economy, worth 14.3 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,560 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Great Slave Revolt's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Slave Revolt is ranked 15,261^st in the world and 20^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,396.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.